Kristy: Doesn’t she look like an impala?
Filthy: That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Kristy: Okay, but that dress is doing three different things and all of them are working against each other. Thumbs down.
Filthy: She looks fantastic. The high waisted look is great on a gal with long legs like Ciara.
Kristy: Her body is sick nowadays. Everything looks great on her… except for that dress.
Kristy: Pirate pants? Really?
Filthy: Is that the poison warning sign on her pants? Is there something dangerous going on under them pants?
Kristy: I hate that. I hate it. I hate it.
Filthy: Damn. That bad, huh? Tell us why you’re mad…
Kristy: Because it looks like a brown nurse jacket. Gross.
Filthy: But her skin’s golden.
Filthy: So now she’s a back up dancer?
Kristy: No, she’s an extra from Fame.
Kristy: I love that dress. Gabrielle stays fly.
Filthy: Yeah she looks great but there’s something about Ms. Union that I don’t trust.
Kristy: What do you mean?
Filthy: That smile is too perfect for her not to be absolutely out of her mind insane.
Filthy: Every time I see a picture of her I just laugh… I can’t help it.
Kristy: She looks like the ghost of Christmas ugly.
Filthy: HA! And you’re not helping!
Kristy: What the hell is going on with the nude panty hose? She just looks ashy.
Filthy: Why is her dress like three sizes too small?
Kristy: She looka-like-a-man!
Filthy: Her cleavage looks like two Christmas hams.
Kristy: It looks like two baby heads!
Kristy: Oh no, not the ‘Yonce too… Nude. Panty. Hose.
Filthy: You really don’t like those, huh?
Kristy: Unless you’re a toddler, a nurse or an usher at a Baptist church you should NOT be wearing nude panty hose. Period.
Filthy: What’s going on with her hair?
Kristy: What’s going on with her skirt?!
Kristy: There’s a lot going on here… it’s fashion schizophrenia.
Filthy: Yeah, I dig the boots and the hat, but not the jacket, sweater or those overused leggings.
Kristy: The jacket looks like a Sgt. Pepper cast off.
Kristy: Hello gorgeous!! I want this entire outfit. The color combo is fresh as hell.
Filthy: Gloves and the bowtiiiiiiiiiie! I love it. I want to go shopping with her.
Kristy: The whole thing is so feminine without being dainty. BIG thumbs up, darling.
Kristy: Um… why is she still wearing her Matrix costumes?
Filthy: The belt looks like it needs a password or a combination.
Kristy: Aw, she really looks pretty. Total goddess mode here, even down to the flats.
Filthy: Big thumbs up on the cleavage. Great presentation.
Filthy: Ashanti hits the slopes!
Kristy: Turtlenecks are not her friend. Turns her into Susie No-Neckerson.
Filthy: Clothing isn’t her friend.
Kristy: You’re an asshole.
Kristy: Why is she standing like that? Why not just use a belt if she’s trying to cinch her waist?
Filthy: Yea, she’d look cute if not for that awkward stance.
Filthy: She looks like Princess Jasmine.
Kristy: Okay, but can we talk about the woman in the background with Noassatal disease? Youch.
Filthy: Wow. In the gold?
Kristy: Yea… she’s all back. That wasn’t nice. I’m sorry. Not really though.
Filthy: That jacket is stupid!
Kristy: SO fresh… I like the military influence and the ornate buttons.
Filthy: That’s another beautiful jacket.
Kristy: Heeey, I have one just like that! Love it with the short gloves and bracelets.
Kristy: It’s Vanna Black on Wheel of Misfortune!
Filthy: She looks like a wax figure at Madame Tussauds.
Filthy: She looks bat crazy in this photo.
Kristy: Yea she does. The Cruella Deville coat doesn’t help either. Love the clutch though.
Kristy: *looks at George*
Filthy: She looks like the assistant manager in training at Wet Seal.
Kristy: No disrespect to Wet Seal employees!
Filthy: You’d think with all that Britney money she’d be dressing better.
Kristy: Okay we’re ending on a high note here! She looks FAB. That color is amazing.
Filthy: Her hair is cute, too… I like that she doesn’t have a load of jewelry on.
Kristy: I love how it’s draped – like there’s a side cinch. Beautiful.