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Next to reading and writing, my favorite pastime is getting my pussy eaten. If I’m dating a man, it’s a requirement, not an option, because if he won’t do it, the next dude will. Before I get the “you’re shallow” sticker, everyone has deal breakers. And men who don’t eat box (very well) are mine. Bad vag eaters or men who say, “I don’t do that,” rarely get to tap this more than once. My body, my rules. And I have no patience to teach a man how to eat it properly.

Most women might not be stuck on getting good head, and I recognize that it’s an art form for any man or woman to perform amazing oral sex. A lot of it has to do with experimenting and testing how your partner reacts to certain motions. And the first man who tossed my salad certainly took a huge risk.

When his tongue slipped south of my vag, intellectually, I probably wanted to say, “Ummm, what are you doing? Stay focused, please!” But instead, a gasp mixed with a moan slipped out, and he laughed. Frankly, he got me, good.

Despite how it felt, ass-licking has never been on the reciprocation list for me. I’m personally not a fan of anything anal. I don’t let dudes poke my butthole and truthfully, I could probably do without the tongue rimming. While it feels good, I squirm a bit as I consider the shit factor. Call me prude, but it takes a real freak to put a tongue where feces comes out. Oh the things that we do for a sensation and good head!

On the flip side, when someone asked me, “What’s up with all these straight dudes who enjoy getting their assholes licked,” I had to pause.

Really? Since when?

In public, I’ve noticed that most men equate anything anal (read: touching their anus) to same sex desire. I never considered asking my partner if it was a turn on. But then again, I rarely ask about anything that I’m not excited to do.

Just out of curiosity I asked a straight male friend about his thoughts on salad tossing (full disclosure, we used to date). Since most of my partners know about my gender and sexuality interests, I get real answers, not the “I don’t want you to question my masculinity” bullshit.

He said that women rarely do it to him and he couldn’t really decide if he liked it or not. However, he was basically indifferent toward the whole thing, but laughed saying, “I couldn’t see you doing it.”

He knows me well. I’m a freak. But, I haven’t reached that level yet. And no shade to the men and women that have, I probably do things that make some people raise an eyebrow. Plus, I don’t mind being on the receiving end…but I definitely will not be the one doing the giving.

Regardless of your sexual orientation, however, go home and ask your partner if they like it when the tongue slips south. Or if you already know, share.

Additionally, I’m sure I’m not the only person who had a partner venture down there. How did it feel? Would you have it done again?

Speak on it.

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  • Anal play can be one of the most pleasurable things you will ever experience, but it has to be performed with a person you are comfortable with. You must be relaxed, open (emotionally), and willing to let go and feel. The most pleasurable moments are when your about to climax and your partner gently rims your hole, or when their mouth is super juicy from eating the box and they slide all the way south pushing your ankle to your ears. I am not interested in anything bigger than a figure up there but their isn’t anything more sensitive than your anus… give it a go people.

  • Mrs. Dr. Evil

    I guess I’ve been fortunate enough to have always had “adventurous” lovers. Popping the chocolate cherry is just something we’ve incorporated just to up the ante. It’s easier when you transition into it from some really good “GOOD” and I personally won’t let a man I’m involved with stick it without licking it. How can you call yourself a FREAQUE if you won’t allow yourself to be sexually uninhibited?(my 2 cents)