It’s great to like Beyonce or even love her, but something tells me that this guy is involved in a level of fandom that most people could never comprehend.

From FOX 8 Cleveland:

A fight over a music video led to a Garfield Heights man being stabbed outside a Parma apartment on New Year Eve.

Det. Marty Compton of the Parma Police Department tells Fox 8 News that Ronald Deaver, 31, of Parma, was arrested and charged with felonious assault for allegedly stabbing a 48-year-old Garfield Heights man following an argument. Det. Compton says the fight began because the victim did not know that singer Beyonce’s husband is rapper Jay-Z.

My imagination must be a little wild, but when I read this story I imagine a bunch of folks sitting around on New Year’s Eve casually watching videos, the “Love On Top” video coming on, this dude hopping up out of his seat to do some choreography, someone making mention of the unborn Jay-oncé heir to the throne, another person being clueless, and Ron-Ron over here totally snapping. There are so many worthwhile things to get into an argument over, but the marital status of Jay-Z and Beyonce is not one of them. Maybe if you feel that emotional about Beyonce factoids — and I’m definitely making assumptions here, but who acts this way over Jay-Z? — you shouldn’t sit around watching music videos.

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