042514 Tyt'ana Lisa-Nicole Johnson

When I was 17, I loved the phone as much as the next teenager, but I’ll be damned if I tried to kill my grandma over it.

Tyt’ana Lisa Nicole Johnson of Fayetteville is charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder after spiking a pot of collard greens with termite killer. Apparently she was upset because her grandmother, Gaylon Moody, confiscated her cell phone as punishment.

She then let Moody and her friend eat the greens, which were prepared for Easter dinner.

Twitter has expressed its disgust for Johnson’s disrespect to the holiday dinner staple:

A mess.

Grandma and friend were hospitalized and are still recuperating.

Johnson’s bond is set for $500,000.

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