Dude, get your life. A 32-year-old Houston, Texas man has fell for the wrong stripper and is now trying to get his Harry Potter DVDs back.

According to KRIV My Fox Houston, 32-year-old Robert Wallace was allegedly in a “dating relationship” with dancer Nomi Mims when he “lent” her some money, a laptop and his Harry Potter collection. After they broke up a few weeks ago, Wallace asked for his things back, and Mims refused. Now, he’s suing her in an attempt to get his Harry Potter DVDs back. Mims claims the two were never dating and that Wallace gave her those things as gifts.

“I don’t believe in loans because I don’t want to pay anybody back,” Mims told KRIV. “I’ve given him gifts too. You know, how do I get my booty and boobs back?”

“No refunds in the strip club,” Mims added. “I’ve even had people come up in there asking, ‘Oh, can I get a dance,’ and they’ll pay me back next week. We ain’t got no layaway plans either.”

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That’s it..I have a new punchline, “How do I get by booty back?”.

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