Dude, get your life. A 32-year-old Houston, Texas man has fell for the wrong stripper and is now trying to get his Harry Potter DVDs back.

According to KRIV My Fox Houston, 32-year-old Robert Wallace was allegedly in a “dating relationship” with dancer Nomi Mims when he “lent” her some money, a laptop and his Harry Potter collection. After they broke up a few weeks ago, Wallace asked for his things back, and Mims refused. Now, he’s suing her in an attempt to get his Harry Potter DVDs back. Mims claims the two were never dating and that Wallace gave her those things as gifts.

“I don’t believe in loans because I don’t want to pay anybody back,” Mims told KRIV. “I’ve given him gifts too. You know, how do I get my booty and boobs back?”

“No refunds in the strip club,” Mims added. “I’ve even had people come up in there asking, ‘Oh, can I get a dance,’ and they’ll pay me back next week. We ain’t got no layaway plans either.”

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That’s it..I have a new punchline, “How do I get by booty back?”.

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  • Eduardo

    Strippers can smell not just money, but also weakness. You should read about the things they resort to in order to make money (e.g. in Stripper Web) and you’ll realize how manipulative they are. There doesn’t seem to be an abundance of success stories about strippers having nice family lives. It’s not really difficult to figure out why that is, and it all starts with the people at the club.

  • vphil

    Really?!?! I just….I can’t.

  • paintgurl40

    Wow!! Those Harry Potter movies must be really good…She don’t even want to give them back.

  • Mary Burrell

    Why is this news? They are idiots.

  • Secret87

    Can’t he buy a new collection or watch it free on youtube?
    This is too funny and stupid. Harry Potter…wow.