In today’s ‘what the hell’ news, a Kenyan attorney is willing to give up his precious cattle in exchange for Malia Obama’s hand in marriage.

Felix Kiprono told a newspaper in Kenya that he wants to ask President Obama’s for 16-year-old Malia’s hand in marriage. And he’s going to give Obama a dowry of 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.

“I got interested in her in 2008,” Kiprono said. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.”

Not he got interested in a 10-year-old in 2008. Can you say pedophile?

“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he added. “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”

Something tells me he may end up on a watch-list after this.

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