> Baby… What Do You Think?
July 1, 2008 — By Filthy and Kristy
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Welcome to “Baby… What Do You think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.
Keyshia Cole
Kristy: Ah, the “boyfriend shirt†– very casually sexy. I love the soft pinstripe one you have from J.Crew. I think I’m stealing it.
Filthy: I would fight you for that shirt — but i like how you look in a man’s shirt.
Kristy: Ah, the “boyfriend shirt†– very casually sexy. I love the soft pinstripe one you have from J.Crew. I think I’m stealing it.
Filthy: I would fight you for that shirt — but i like how you look in a man’s shirt.
Jada Pinkett –Smith
Kristy: She looks like she’s doing her best not to pee her pants – legs crossed & pursed, anxious lips. She is dying right now. That huge belt buckle really pulls this otherwise “eh†look together.
Filthy: Her skin looks like she bathes it in sweet tea.
Kristy: She looks like she’s doing her best not to pee her pants – legs crossed & pursed, anxious lips. She is dying right now. That huge belt buckle really pulls this otherwise “eh†look together.
Filthy: Her skin looks like she bathes it in sweet tea.
Yonce
Kristy: Is that a nightie?
Filthy: She’s got that awkward Solange thing going in this one, no?
Kristy: Maybe it’s like sympathy pains… this is a sympathy outfit.
Kristy: Is that a nightie?
Filthy: She’s got that awkward Solange thing going in this one, no?
Kristy: Maybe it’s like sympathy pains… this is a sympathy outfit.
Rihianna
Kristy: Go! Go! Go Natalie! Those shoes have an optical illusion built into them. The illusion is that they’re cute.
Filthy: The 300 footwear look like they hurt.
Kristy: Go! Go! Go Natalie! Those shoes have an optical illusion built into them. The illusion is that they’re cute.
Filthy: The 300 footwear look like they hurt.
Golden Brooks
Kristy: Something about this just doesn’t work for me. Maybe it’s the pattern, it looks really frump-a-dump.
Filthy: Too much. She got that from the same place Tracee Ellis Ross got that harsh mess she’s wearing below.
Kristy: Something about this just doesn’t work for me. Maybe it’s the pattern, it looks really frump-a-dump.
Filthy: Too much. She got that from the same place Tracee Ellis Ross got that harsh mess she’s wearing below.
Joy Bryant
Kristy: Looks like her prom date was trying to maximize his opportunity to accidentally copping a feel by placing the corsage strategically between both breasts. Genius.
Filthy: I’d taken an oath to never say anything bad about Joy Bryant — so even though I hate the flowers I won’t say anything bad about them.
Kristy: Boo I say.
Kristy: Looks like her prom date was trying to maximize his opportunity to accidentally copping a feel by placing the corsage strategically between both breasts. Genius.
Filthy: I’d taken an oath to never say anything bad about Joy Bryant — so even though I hate the flowers I won’t say anything bad about them.
Kristy: Boo I say.
Ashanti
Filthy: Why does she have that Gary Oldman Fifth Element haircut??
Kristy: It’s funny because it’s true.
Filthy: Why does she have that Gary Oldman Fifth Element haircut??
Kristy: It’s funny because it’s true.
Erykah Badu
Kristy: That 3-piece suit is pimpin!
Filthy: Switch the tie out and I’ll wear that loud ass mess.
Kristy: That 3-piece suit is pimpin!
Filthy: Switch the tie out and I’ll wear that loud ass mess.
Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: This belt is so sick – I need to find it. On another note, why does she have so much room at the tip of her shoes?
Filthy: Has she ever done anything trashy in the public eye? Cause she seems to be the holy grail amongst the fellas.
Kristy: Does “Something New” count?
Kristy: This belt is so sick – I need to find it. On another note, why does she have so much room at the tip of her shoes?
Filthy: Has she ever done anything trashy in the public eye? Cause she seems to be the holy grail amongst the fellas.
Kristy: Does “Something New” count?
Solange
Kristy: She looks like a wedding cake.
Filthy: Her shoes look like update version of the Tron cycles.
Kristy: She looks like a wedding cake.
Filthy: Her shoes look like update version of the Tron cycles.
Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: Checkmate! Great shoes, though.
Filthy: This makes my eyes hurt. Those colors are harsh together.
Kristy: Checkmate! Great shoes, though.
Filthy: This makes my eyes hurt. Those colors are harsh together.
Hov and Bey
Kristy: He looks like Tony Montana in the disco scene.
Filthy: They want to be royalty BAD.
Kristy: Jackie No?
Kristy: He looks like Tony Montana in the disco scene.
Filthy: They want to be royalty BAD.
Kristy: Jackie No?
Elise Neal
Kristy: I bet she’s pissed she bought that outfit and still missed the Pussy Cat Dolls try-outs.
Filthy: Elise Neal upsets me cause sometimes she looks stunning and other times she looks silly.
Kristy: I bet she’s pissed she bought that outfit and still missed the Pussy Cat Dolls try-outs.
Filthy: Elise Neal upsets me cause sometimes she looks stunning and other times she looks silly.
Foxy Brown
Kristy: She went to court and lost the shirt off her back! Get it?
Filthy: She looks like she wrestles.
Kristy: She went to court and lost the shirt off her back! Get it?
Filthy: She looks like she wrestles.
Mel B.
Kristy: All hail the ultimate MILF. She is wearing the hell out of that dress.
Filthy: How long ago did she have the baby? Wow.
Kristy: All hail the ultimate MILF. She is wearing the hell out of that dress.
Filthy: How long ago did she have the baby? Wow.
Jada Pinkett-Smith
Filthy: She made this in craft class. Yay.
Kristy: No, her kid made it in home ec. What a sweet mom.
Filthy: She made this in craft class. Yay.
Kristy: No, her kid made it in home ec. What a sweet mom.
y’all are soooo wrong for getting on Jada…twice!
looooollllll!
“Go! Go! Go Natalie!!” HI-LARI-OUS!!
“Checkmate!” …I am too thru!!
The Hov and Bey commentary had me crying w/ laughter!!
on the real jada twice, i mean the last one wasnt that bad.
ashanti you guys were too nice, that outfit is not to be spoken about in public, lol.
HAHA @ Foxy Brown comments, Solange lookin’ like a wedding cake, & Filthy on Erykah!
Yall are too much! I SO look forward to the 1st of the month (c) Bone, Thugs, & Harmony, for this post! :D
why does beyonce insist on wearing old lady nylons with every short outfit ?
i can’t handle anymore of that . . .
I USUALLY hate fashion commentary pieces, cuz they typically come off catty and cheesey. BUT I LOVE what you guys did! it was hilarious and extremely accurate! Great job guys!
LOL! You guys are way to nice though.
LOL! That comment about Jada bathing in sweet tea had me over here in tears. You two together will damage a person’s bladder. LOL…
I am still LMAOing…”Her skin looks like she bathes in sweet tea…” LMAO
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