Fashion > Baby . . . What Do You Think?
April 1, 2008 — By Filthy and Kristy
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Welcome to “Baby… What Do You think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary - usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel - to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.
Alicia Keys
Kristy: This outfit looks stylish and I like the fitted leather jacket, but her pants ate her shoes. That can’t be good.
Filthy: She looks like she’s about to go fly a plane.
Kristy: This outfit looks stylish and I like the fitted leather jacket, but her pants ate her shoes. That can’t be good.
Filthy: She looks like she’s about to go fly a plane.
Ashanti
Kristy: I want to grab the belt and switch it around so that the front is just a black band, I think the eyelet on the bust and the buckle compete. It’s a great effort though. I love a dress with pockets.
Filthy: I don’t like it. It always seems like she’s playing dress up.
Kristy: I want to grab the belt and switch it around so that the front is just a black band, I think the eyelet on the bust and the buckle compete. It’s a great effort though. I love a dress with pockets.
Filthy: I don’t like it. It always seems like she’s playing dress up.
Christina Milian
Kristy: Latex hoods should only be on penises. Sorry Christina.
Filthy: Christina Milian is performing at Magic City??
Kristy: Latex hoods should only be on penises. Sorry Christina.
Filthy: Christina Milian is performing at Magic City??
Eva Pigford
Kristy: Coco Chanel said before leaving the house, a lady should stop, look in the mirror and remove one piece of jewelry. I say the same goes for accessories.
Filthy: Exactly. She doesn’t look like she’s dressed for a night out, she looks like she’s modeling accessories.
Kristy: Coco Chanel said before leaving the house, a lady should stop, look in the mirror and remove one piece of jewelry. I say the same goes for accessories.
Filthy: Exactly. She doesn’t look like she’s dressed for a night out, she looks like she’s modeling accessories.
Eve & Christian Siriano
Kristy: I love Christain Siriano and Eve’s outfit proves something my girl Shana taught me: a belt can make an outfit.
Filthy: Yeah, Eve definitely looks great in the outfit but why does it look like she’s posing with a wax figure of Christian.
Kristy: I love Christain Siriano and Eve’s outfit proves something my girl Shana taught me: a belt can make an outfit.
Filthy: Yeah, Eve definitely looks great in the outfit but why does it look like she’s posing with a wax figure of Christian.
Kimora Lee Simmons
Kristy: FABULOSITY! Like purple pie man’s older sister tranny fierce.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing some of that foil gift wrapping.
Kristy: FABULOSITY! Like purple pie man’s older sister tranny fierce.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing some of that foil gift wrapping.
Mariah Carey
Kristy: I don’t understand why she continues dressing like a teenage hillbilly.
Filthy: Maybe she’s a teenage hillbilly at heart?
Kristy: I don’t understand why she continues dressing like a teenage hillbilly.
Filthy: Maybe she’s a teenage hillbilly at heart?
Erykah Badu
Kristy: I just love her crazy ass. That scarf is great, though I hope she’s performing outdoors with that coat on.
Filthy: But why is she performing in a sleeping bag?
Kristy: I just love her crazy ass. That scarf is great, though I hope she’s performing outdoors with that coat on.
Filthy: But why is she performing in a sleeping bag?
Raven Simone
Kristy: That’s so NOT raven.
Filthy: She has the hardest working bra in Hollywood.
Kristy: That’s so NOT raven.
Filthy: She has the hardest working bra in Hollywood.
Rihanna
Kristy: What’s up with the latex leggings! What’s going on here?
Filthy: I think the whole bad girl act is starting to grow a bit tired.
Kristy: But the pant suit is cute. I like that she’s doing something different and going retro. the pockets are killing me… I love it.
Filthy: I hope we get to see her in more looks like this.
Kristy: What’s up with the latex leggings! What’s going on here?
Filthy: I think the whole bad girl act is starting to grow a bit tired.
Kristy: But the pant suit is cute. I like that she’s doing something different and going retro. the pockets are killing me… I love it.
Filthy: I hope we get to see her in more looks like this.
Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: She is working that Coke bottle. The dress fits her like a glove and wearing her hair down sexes it up even more. Go on Sanaa!
Filthy: Damn. No J. Hud photo in this month’s edition, but Ms. Lathan sure does make up for it.
Kristy: She is working that Coke bottle. The dress fits her like a glove and wearing her hair down sexes it up even more. Go on Sanaa!
Filthy: Damn. No J. Hud photo in this month’s edition, but Ms. Lathan sure does make up for it.
Sherry Shepherd
Kristy: Did she wear this for St. Patricks Day?
Filthy: Why does the lower half of that dress look like a ham wrapped in green Saran Wrap?
Kristy: Did she wear this for St. Patricks Day?
Filthy: Why does the lower half of that dress look like a ham wrapped in green Saran Wrap?
Tatyana Ali
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like some crazy old lady in this outfit? I’m more interested in what the girls in the background are doing.
Filthy: Is that Rashida Jones behind her?
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like some crazy old lady in this outfit? I’m more interested in what the girls in the background are doing.
Filthy: Is that Rashida Jones behind her?
Tracee Ellis Ross & Rhonda Ross Kendrick
Kristy: Tracee… You’re killing them with those open-toed boots. The rest of the outfit is fantastic though. That huge scarf is killing Rhonda’s outfit.
Filthy: What you said…lol
Kristy: Tracee… You’re killing them with those open-toed boots. The rest of the outfit is fantastic though. That huge scarf is killing Rhonda’s outfit.
Filthy: What you said…lol
So FRIGGIN UNCONTROLLABLY laughin at the Christina Milian commentary-
DITTO on Mariah
& dying at Filthy’s remark on E.Badu!!!
every time… you two having me LMAO every single time!!!
Thanks you guys for a good laugh AND for confiming that Mariah dresses like a teenager and needs to dress her age.
Ashanti Is trying to grow up. A bit later than her Top Competiors aka Beyonce. Milian Oh No Boo.. is there going to be a slip & slide at this event?
OMG Mee Too Mariha Please Grgown Up .. and Put some clothes on. Teenage Hillbilly LMAO! My Thoughts To The T!
Raven Got Some (No Comment) Well At Least They sdont hang out Like everyone else!
Why Sherry Do that to her self… them thangs look like they have a mind of they own.. Lean back .. to the side wave yo hands in the air ! LOL
I love you guys Yo all ways make me laugh!
UUUUUUGH! Sanaa Na NAAAA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! AS ALWAYS, HILARIOUS! I try to choose my best line from you two, and I JUST CAN”T! MY favs: “Filthy: Why does the lower half of that dress look like a ham wrapped in green Saran Wrap?”, “Kristy: FABULOSITY! Like purple pie man’s older sister tranny fierce.”, “Kristy: She is working that Coke bottle…” , “Filthy: But why is she performing in a sleeping bag?” CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.
I look so forward to this column!
LMAO at the busted condom outfit
Is it odd to anybody else that Tatyana STILL looks 12?
And I think it is Rashida Jones.
Mmmm… Rashida is a dream.
Kristy is on the mark! Thanks for speaking the truth. Some of these artist make me scratch my head with bewilderment. What do THEY see in the mirror when THEY get dressed?
The both of you are pure hilarity! Always enjoy reading your commentaries..
Y’all keep a chick laughing, seriously… And, what filth said about Erykah? *dead*
Ha! They are always right on time with the opinions!
You had me laughing here. You were so wrong staing some of those comments, yet it felt oh so right. Loved Krity’s comment on Eva, i actually thought about that about myself before leaving for work today.
I am so pissed off at Mariah’s shoes! Where the hell did she even find those atrocious things?!
I was thinking about Mariah…she’s too old for some of the ish she’s trying to rock these days. She should hire Mama Tina (Beyonce’s mom) as her stylist. She’ll give her a grown up and sexy look.
And ain’t Eva looking more and more like Terrence Howard? That fedora she was rocking was hot, but it was too much for the simplicity of her turtleneck….that’s the one thing she could have left at home.
hahahaha! kristy and i just sat here and died laughing at the eva looking like terence howard comment!
too cute!!! so funny! look at Y’ALL!!
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Hilarious!
all I have to say after laughing so HARD is….Yall on point!