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Baby…What Do You Think?

Friday Feb 1, 2008 – By Filthy and Kristy

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21 Comments – Add Yours

  1. Cola Cola says:

    “Little boy blue haircut” PRICELESS! You two are hilarious! Keep it coming!

  2. Markeysha E. Markeysha E. says:

    You guys are a mess ! LOVE IT .. and yes I’m a Beyonce fan But I think PETA will be giving her a House Call ! LOL

  3. My Man Henri My Man Henri says:

    wow.

    can someone zoom in on Vivica and make sure that the scars from breast surgery aren’t showing this time?

    I can’t handle badu and her on going Wig-gate. But her new song is sooo banging!

    Have Ashanti’s breast always been that perky?? Man, spaghetti straps and they are still solid. Wow. I like Kelis despite all. She excites me! no comment man.

    But JennyHud’s milkshake does bring all the boys to her yard. Im down like 4 flats – and I’m lactose intolerant. Still down.

    Why do Mary J and Eve look like mom and daughter? Soon to compete on Crowned?? 1nce love Rosaria D and still do but… well said. Eeeesh.

    Venus Fly Trap – I meant Williams could be so much more elegant. I genuinely like her and has a long slender physique that could be so stunning with the right look. I have yet to see her in some banging heels, and a stunning dress. I get the impression she may not know how to walk in anything past a Reebok flat man… :(

    Didn’t mean to highjack Filth. You my man! Waddup Bella! Too long… love!

    H!

  4. tremaine tremaine says:

    LOL.. you guys have me over here dying! it’s scary that I’m not the only person who actually knows about the program Yo GabbaGabba.

  5. octavia octavia says:

    LoL!!! y’all sooooo wrong! soooo wrong…i love it!

  6. Nia Nia says:

    Hilarious! Beyonce and that freakin fur – it is tooooo much!

  7. Glennisha Glennisha says:

    These comment were right on. I love Bee but she looks a mess and all that fur was a bit overkill!

  8. Nai Nai says:

    And what she bout to go record, she looks like she’s on a mission?

  9. D-Ski D-Ski says:

    You two are a hot buttered MESS!! LOL!! You should really take it on the road and I am serious about that too! You guys make Joan Rivers seem like a an old persian cat in comparison. Very on point with the comments and keep it coming.

  10. Eclectic Soul Eclectic Soul says:

    LOVE IT!!! LOL…this is some funny stuff…and ya’ll are the cutest couple!

  11. AMpJOnes AMpJOnes says:

    WOW they let you two BACK IN! Was sure after the sexy ninja comment and the like, it would be a wrap.

    So glad you’re around.

  12.  Rif Raf says:

    How come homie with Scary Spice look like an anorexic Sinbad? And I’m telling you Badu was trying to rescue that joint – before Beyonce ran off and had it skinned into a jacket.

  13. Skelly Champ Skelly Champ says:

    B look like an extra from Red Sonja. That’s not a camera in her hand, it’s a magical dagger that can only be used by the pure of heart to slay the Soul Beast of Carniferious (aka Aretha Franklin)

    I think I’m gay for MJB, if I ever meet her I’ll get all “HAAAAAY MAARYY! I KNOW YO PAIIIN GUUURL! OOOOOH! WOO WOO WOOOO!” I remember back in the ‘real love’ days she shot a video at my boy Lydells crib; on his stoop and on his moms bed. His moms caught him later that day humping the bed and told EVERYBODY. he wasn’t even ashamed, he just said “Ya’ll would too!” and he was right.

    rosario, I’d have her babies, still. she just gets better looking as she gets older imo.

    tyra & J Hud – shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit I need all that thickness wrapped around me. Tyra can even wear that ugly ass Emu gown, it’ll just make me want to take it off faster. she looks like she’s hunting Gelflings.

    J-Hud looks fucking perfect in that picture, got the bol legged stance and everything. I might just have to *right click>save as* that bad boy. I’m trying to bring a brickhouse to my brownstone

  14. vashluv vashluv says:

    i kinda choked on my spit when i read these. you two tag team like old WWF. “little boy blue”….*chuckles*

  15. Angie P. Angie P. says:

    YALL THINK JUST LIKE ME! And I love that Bella puts that “fiesty-no-nonsense” southern charm on whatever she says. We southern girls know whats up! Love the back and forth banter, too!

  16. Rozzi Daime Rozzi Daime says:

    brilliant.

  17. Nilla Bean Nilla Bean says:

    I am at work trying to staifle a tremendous “whoop” you two have absolutely no sense! I love it, esp the Ashanti, Kelis and Mary/Rosario comments

  18. Aiki dBrave Aiki dBrave says:

    I’m a really OLD lady have seen it coming and going a, luv yr comments, hate Badu’s Wigs, she looks spazzed out

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