Fashion > Baby…What Do You Think?
May 1, 2008 — By Filthy and Kristy
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Welcome to “Baby… What Do You think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary - usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel - to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.
Estelle
Kristy: Long legs are essential to a dress this short–good for Estelle and her genes. That said, that better be a lighting trick and not ash I see on her knees. I’ll be REALLY upset if that’s ash.
Filthy: Her face just bothers me.
Kristy: Long legs are essential to a dress this short–good for Estelle and her genes. That said, that better be a lighting trick and not ash I see on her knees. I’ll be REALLY upset if that’s ash.
Filthy: Her face just bothers me.
Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: She’s cute and all but what the hell is up with the torn leggings? She looks like she slept in garbage.
Kristy: This outfit screams “teen angst.” She loves the girly dress but wants to stick it to the establishment with her angry leggings and hobo shoes. She’ll walk the press line, but won’t enjoy it. Very “Legend of Billy Jean.”
Filthy: She’s cute and all but what the hell is up with the torn leggings? She looks like she slept in garbage.
Kristy: This outfit screams “teen angst.” She loves the girly dress but wants to stick it to the establishment with her angry leggings and hobo shoes. She’ll walk the press line, but won’t enjoy it. Very “Legend of Billy Jean.”
Solange Knowles
Filthy: Is it just me or does she always look like she’s trying to prove that she’s okay with not being Beyonce?
Kristy: It’s not just you. I wonder if any of that busy-ness is House of Dereon?
Filthy: Is it just me or does she always look like she’s trying to prove that she’s okay with not being Beyonce?
Kristy: It’s not just you. I wonder if any of that busy-ness is House of Dereon?
Kelis
Filthy: Kelis waves goodbye to her mom at her first day of school.
Kristy: I hate hate, hate jean outfits. A denim top AND bottom? Really now Kelis, you know better than this.
Filthy: But where’s her lunchbox?
Filthy: Kelis waves goodbye to her mom at her first day of school.
Kristy: I hate hate, hate jean outfits. A denim top AND bottom? Really now Kelis, you know better than this.
Filthy: But where’s her lunchbox?
Rihanna
Filthy: Don’t get drunk before you get dressed.
Kristy: This is just boring.
Filthy: Don’t get drunk before you get dressed.
Kristy: This is just boring.
Selita Ebanks
Filthy: She looks like she has on a shag rug skirt.
Kristy: There are about five bald skunks running around the forest PISSED OFF right now. I’m calling PETA.
Filthy: She looks like she has on a shag rug skirt.
Kristy: There are about five bald skunks running around the forest PISSED OFF right now. I’m calling PETA.
Ciara
Filthy: Ciara’s getting her hipster look on. Daring!
Kristy: I’m not mad at the scarf… very cute accessory to add some punch to an otherwise blah outfit.
Filthy: Ciara’s getting her hipster look on. Daring!
Kristy: I’m not mad at the scarf… very cute accessory to add some punch to an otherwise blah outfit.
Keisha Cole
Filthy: I love it. The sweater is fantastic and she looks absolutely adorable.
Kristy: You love it because she has great sweater monkeys underneath it, which I can totally clap to! I want that sweater.
Filthy: Heh. Sweater monkeys.
Filthy: I love it. The sweater is fantastic and she looks absolutely adorable.
Kristy: You love it because she has great sweater monkeys underneath it, which I can totally clap to! I want that sweater.
Filthy: Heh. Sweater monkeys.
Janelle Monae
Kristy: She’s playing the Sugar Plum Fairy in a reenactment of The Nutcracker with an all black cast… called We Crackin’ Nuts!
Filthy: Is this from Big Boi’s ballet?
Kristy: She’s playing the Sugar Plum Fairy in a reenactment of The Nutcracker with an all black cast… called We Crackin’ Nuts!
Filthy: Is this from Big Boi’s ballet?
Thandie Newton
Kristy: Clearly, she just got laid. And not in the good way.
Filthy: Cirque Du Soleil!
Kristy: Clearly, she just got laid. And not in the good way.
Filthy: Cirque Du Soleil!
Elise Neal
Kristy: That’s beautiful, top to bottom. I love the way that dress looks against her skin. She’s got the brown girl glow!
Filthy: Yeah she looks lovely.
Kristy: That’s beautiful, top to bottom. I love the way that dress looks against her skin. She’s got the brown girl glow!
Filthy: Yeah she looks lovely.
Beyonce
Filthy: Is Beyonce wearing her Rihanna Halloween costume?
Kristy: Maybe her and Hov just finished doing a little dom/sub role play? Right now, he’s handcuffed to the bed with a ball gag in his mouth.
Filthy: Maybe she’s trying to quench Hov’s Rihanna thirst.
Filthy: Is Beyonce wearing her Rihanna Halloween costume?
Kristy: Maybe her and Hov just finished doing a little dom/sub role play? Right now, he’s handcuffed to the bed with a ball gag in his mouth.
Filthy: Maybe she’s trying to quench Hov’s Rihanna thirst.
Toccara Jones
Filthy: Toccara gets this months J.Hud award.
Kristy: Wow. What you said… that’s a pretty color though.
Filthy: Toccara gets this months J.Hud award.
Kristy: Wow. What you said… that’s a pretty color though.
Kimora Lee Simmons
Filthy: Why does she always have an “I Smell Something Bad” look on her face?
Kristy: Because she’s smelling that perfume she’s shilling.
Filthy: Why does she always have an “I Smell Something Bad” look on her face?
Kristy: Because she’s smelling that perfume she’s shilling.
Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: Dammit Tracee. She’s officially the poster child for how to ruin a perfectly lovely outfit with STUPID “statement” shoes.
Filthy: That skirt is fresh as hell.
Kristy: Dammit Tracee. She’s officially the poster child for how to ruin a perfectly lovely outfit with STUPID “statement” shoes.
Filthy: That skirt is fresh as hell.
Serena Williams
Filthy: Is it just me or does she look like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz?
Kristy: No, you’re right. It’s the lack of eyebrows. And she looks like the mom whose kids get pissed when she comes to pick them up at school, talking about “Heeeeeeey kids!” Is that a Ring Pop on her finger?
Filthy: You mean the mom that shuffle walks like Jackee?
Filthy: Is it just me or does she look like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz?
Kristy: No, you’re right. It’s the lack of eyebrows. And she looks like the mom whose kids get pissed when she comes to pick them up at school, talking about “Heeeeeeey kids!” Is that a Ring Pop on her finger?
Filthy: You mean the mom that shuffle walks like Jackee?
Rihanna needs to go back to the Ilands stat she is losing her Barbados Glow. Shes looking really pale these days.
“We Crakin’ Nuts!”….. just plain hilarious!!!
I luv the two of you!!!
you two are hilarious haha
Ahahaha slept in garbage, busy-ness House of Dereon, five bald skunks, the Ring Pop! I love it! Thanks for making my day!
Have you guys been to my parent-teacher conferences? He he he ha ha ha. Very funny as usual.
As always, you guys keep me laughing. Classic, Comedic, material, hands down.
Another great one!!!!!!! HAHAHA @ “We crackin’ nuts”, “sweater monkeys” & the whole Serena Williams bit. Yall are a mess!
Great comments all around.
lol at Kelis first day of school comment.
won’t solange get a cute short cut already???
LOL!!! at Ashley about Solange!!! All that dang hair!!!