Baby…What Do You Think?

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary, usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua named Angel, to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Ciara
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like an impala?
Filthy: That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Kristy: Okay, but that dress is doing three different things and all of them are working against each other. Thumbs down. 

Ciara
Filthy: She looks fantastic. The high waisted look is great on a gal with long legs like Ciara.
Kristy: Her body is sick nowadays. Everything looks great on her… except for that dress.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Pirate pants? Really?
Filthy: Is that the poison warning sign on her pants? Is there something dangerous going on under them pants? 

Nia Long
Kristy: I hate that. I hate it. I hate it.
Filthy: Damn. That bad, huh? Tell us why you’re mad…
Kristy: Because it looks like a brown nurse jacket. Gross.
Filthy: But her skin’s golden.

D. Woods
Filthy: So now she’s a back up dancer?
Kristy: No, she’s an extra from Fame. 

Gabrielle Union
 Kristy: I love that dress. Gabrielle stays fly.
Filthy: Yeah she looks great but there’s something about Ms. Union that I don’t trust.
Kristy: What do you mean?
Filthy: That smile is too perfect for her not to be absolutely out of her mind insane.

Ashanti:
Filthy: Every time I see a picture of her I just laugh… I can’t help it.
Kristy: She looks like the ghost of Christmas ugly.
Filthy: HA! And you’re not helping! 

Toccara
Kristy: What the hell is going on with the nude panty hose? She just looks ashy.
Filthy: Why is her dress like three sizes too small?
Kristy: She looka-like-a-man!
Filthy: Her cleavage looks like two Christmas hams.
Kristy: It looks like two baby heads!

Beyonce
Kristy: Oh no, not the ‘Yonce too… Nude. Panty. Hose.
Filthy: You really don’t like those, huh?
Kristy: Unless you’re a toddler, a nurse or an usher at a Baptist church you should NOT be wearing nude panty hose. Period.
Filthy: What’s going on with her hair?
Kristy: What’s going on with her skirt?! 

Teyana Taylor
Kristy: There’s a lot going on here… it’s fashion schizophrenia.
Filthy: Yeah, I dig the boots and the hat, but not the jacket, sweater or those overused leggings.
Kristy: The jacket looks like a Sgt. Pepper cast off.

Nicole Fiscella
Kristy: Hello gorgeous!! I want this entire outfit. The color combo is fresh as hell.
Filthy: Gloves and the bowtiiiiiiiiiie! I love it. I want to go shopping with her.
Kristy: The whole thing is so feminine without being dainty. BIG thumbs up, darling. 

Jada Pinkett-Smith
 Kristy: Um… why is she still wearing her Matrix costumes?
Filthy: The belt looks like it needs a password or a combination.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: Aw, she really looks pretty. Total goddess mode here, even down to the flats.
Filthy: Big thumbs up on the cleavage. Great presentation.
Kristy: Agreed. 

Ashanti
Filthy: Ashanti hits the slopes!
Kristy: Turtlenecks are not her friend. Turns her into Susie No-Neckerson.
Filthy: Clothing isn’t her friend.
Kristy: You’re an asshole.

Chrisette Michelle
Kristy: Why is she standing like that? Why not just use a belt if she’s trying to cinch her waist?
Filthy: Yea, she’d look cute if not for that awkward stance. 

Alicia Keys
Filthy: She looks like Princess Jasmine.
Kristy: Okay, but can we talk about the woman in the background with Noassatal disease? Youch.
Filthy: Wow. In the gold?
Kristy: Yea… she’s all back. That wasn’t nice. I’m sorry. Not really though.

Keri Hilson
Filthy: That jacket is stupid!
Kristy: SO fresh… I like the military influence and the ornate buttons. 

 Rihanna
Filthy: That’s another beautiful jacket.
Kristy: Heeey, I have one just like that! Love it with the short gloves and bracelets.

Beyonce
Kristy: It’s Vanna Black on Wheel of Misfortune!
Filthy: She looks like a wax figure at Madame Tussauds. 

Naomi Campbell
Filthy: She looks bat crazy in this photo.
Kristy: Yea she does. The Cruella Deville coat doesn’t help either. Love the clutch though.

Shar Jackson
Kristy: *looks at George*
Filthy: She looks like the assistant manager in training at Wet Seal.
Kristy: No disrespect to Wet Seal employees!
Filthy: You’d think with all that Britney money she’d be dressing better. 

Viola Davis
Kristy: Okay we’re ending on a high note here! She looks FAB. That color is amazing.
Filthy: Her hair is cute, too… I like that she doesn’t have a load of jewelry on.
Kristy: I love how it’s draped – like there’s a side cinch. Beautiful.