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Baby…What Do You Think?

Tuesday Jan 1, 2008 – By Filthy and Kristy

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  1. tremaine tremaine says:

    LOL! ya’ll are wrong, but… I must admit, you guys said what I would have probably said about a few of these *beautiful* women. Good, funny stuff!

  2. Sandy Sandy says:

    You two are adorable! and funny. My new favorite column on Clutch!

  3. ceecee ceecee says:

    flight attendant in a swedish airline!
    ….so wrong LOL…LOL…LOL!!!

  4. Cola Cola says:

    Funny! Keep em coming! :)

  5. Rebecca Rebecca says:

    I love this! OH my GOD. This is going to be so fun!

  6. Dana Dana says:

    I agree Kristy. Why is Beyonce posing like that? I thought the same thing – lol! She needs to stop. You and Filthy are so cute.

  7. Stephanie Stephanie says:

    This was crazy! Rihanna outfit is not cute to me. She looks like an elf wearing plaid. Y’all gotta do this weekly! Please!

  8. Yvette Yvette says:

    Ha! I thought that to about Jennifer! It’s either that or I need to find out what type of bra she is wearing cause I wanna buy one in every color.

    This column is my new guilty pleasure.

  9. Adrian Adrian says:

    Brandy does look good for once! She looks all grown and sophisticated – finally. This column was a GREAT idea!

  10. AMp JOnes AMp JOnes says:

    SEXY NINJAS UNITE!

    COngrats guys. I’ll be back early and often to hear whatever else my favorite BK couple is up to.

    Yours truly,
    AJf

  11. FireBrand FireBrand says:

    LMAO. Hilarious. Anytime you can get Mars attacks and Beyonce in the same comparison, you’re doin’ sumin.

  12. lvvr lvvr says:

    Sew
    I think the pulley system is beautiful.

    Kristy seems to have the right approach, ya know…from a professional critic standpoint

    And filthy, well…we love the fact u speak ur filthy mind.

    Geez us

  13. Rozzi Daime Rozzi Daime says:

    I love it! i can think of no better way to be at home together than to talk shit. Perfect holiday fun to be had by all. Rock on.

  14. i i says:

    this is f*kn awesome.
    keep it comin ;)

  15. Robyn Robyn says:

    Weirdos.

  16. lau mav lau mav says:

    i thoroughly enjoyed this

    you guys are dope

  17. mel d. cole mel d. cole says:

    haha yall too fucking cute!

  18. Kindra Kindra says:

    LOL this is perfect!!! saving to favs now

  19. P.S. P.S. says:

    I guess I’m going to have to learn how to Hate. It appears as tho, people really get a kick out it. Somebody told me the other day that my tits were too small to get Cancer in them,I was stomped. But I will say that Elise Neal should have stayed home that evening. Her face is a mess. She looks like Tina after the Limo Ride with Ike.

  20. y’all the new Joan Rivers and dem

  21. Ne.gro.fied Ne.gro.fied says:

    ya’ll are ridiculous for this shit. Reee-dic-u-lous…but so true.

  22. VA VA says:

    yes, Robyn…weirdos :)

  23. Seanathan Seanathan says:

    I think the Romans were less hateful at Jesus’ crucifixion.

  24. Urban Fashionista Urban Fashionista says:

    hilarious! uh.this is my new ish. you two need to do like 15 per issue. This left me wanting more!

  25. Deja Deja says:

    @Seanathan. Sweetie if this is hateful to you go log on to Sandra Rose or YBF and you will see this is being super nice.

    Put Filthy and Kristy on ClutchTV please!

  26. Muhsinah Muhsinah says:

    LOL!!

    Yall are like Stalter and Waldorf from the Muppets..remixed.

    Love this.

  27. donnie donnie says:

    Dawg, take back the Elise Neal comments! I got a baby with her.

  28. JahmalT JahmalT says:

    Hahaha!
    Swedish Flight attendant!
    I see that, but it’s more like The budget airline that flies between Sweden and Scotland for 20euros. And in business class you get sexy Rhianna look-alikes singing you to sleep.

  29. shadow shadow says:

    i just wanna lay my head on jhuds breastisies.

    they are wonderful.

  30. NM NM says:

    ha, the matrix. that was perfect.

  31. CyrenYoung CyrenYoung says:

    SOMEBODY had to say what most of us were already thinkin’. y’all are so damn adorable, the comedy is a perfect fit. bravo…

  32. ms. 1976 ms. 1976 says:

    HILARIOUS!!!! but so true…

    and I think its Titty Glue for Ms. Hudson

  33. KayDee KayDee says:

    oh lawd…..

  34. omg . this is the perfect hobby for the two of u ! i love love it :)

  35. Shamael Shamael says:

    I love this! I can tell this is going to be what everyone will be talkn’ about really soon!

  36. Imagine U Imagine U says:

    Yall are funny as heck. Crazy Man and Woman Team !

    I like your commentary thou !

    Peace & Blessings

    I look forward to more !

  37. Nai Nai says:

    This is Hecka Funny!!!!!!

  38. sarran sarran says:

    i love the reference links!!! lol it made me catch the joke better. Yea but they are too funny! i love Clutch

  39. drea drea says:

    you two have a column now? oh god i’m going to puke

  40. [...] for giving us our own column.let’s see how soon before they realize we’re a couple of [...]

  41. Amber- Queen Amber- Queen says:

    Keep doing this I love it!

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