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LOL! ya’ll are wrong, but… I must admit, you guys said what I would have probably said about a few of these *beautiful* women. Good, funny stuff!
You two are adorable! and funny. My new favorite column on Clutch!
flight attendant in a swedish airline!
….so wrong LOL…LOL…LOL!!!
Funny! Keep em coming! :)
I love this! OH my GOD. This is going to be so fun!
I agree Kristy. Why is Beyonce posing like that? I thought the same thing – lol! She needs to stop. You and Filthy are so cute.
This was crazy! Rihanna outfit is not cute to me. She looks like an elf wearing plaid. Y’all gotta do this weekly! Please!
Ha! I thought that to about Jennifer! It’s either that or I need to find out what type of bra she is wearing cause I wanna buy one in every color.
This column is my new guilty pleasure.
Brandy does look good for once! She looks all grown and sophisticated – finally. This column was a GREAT idea!
SEXY NINJAS UNITE!
COngrats guys. I’ll be back early and often to hear whatever else my favorite BK couple is up to.
Yours truly,
AJf
LMAO. Hilarious. Anytime you can get Mars attacks and Beyonce in the same comparison, you’re doin’ sumin.
Sew
I think the pulley system is beautiful.
Kristy seems to have the right approach, ya know…from a professional critic standpoint
And filthy, well…we love the fact u speak ur filthy mind.
Geez us
I love it! i can think of no better way to be at home together than to talk shit. Perfect holiday fun to be had by all. Rock on.
this is f*kn awesome.
keep it comin ;)
Weirdos.
i thoroughly enjoyed this
you guys are dope
haha yall too fucking cute!
LOL this is perfect!!! saving to favs now
I guess I’m going to have to learn how to Hate. It appears as tho, people really get a kick out it. Somebody told me the other day that my tits were too small to get Cancer in them,I was stomped. But I will say that Elise Neal should have stayed home that evening. Her face is a mess. She looks like Tina after the Limo Ride with Ike.
y’all the new Joan Rivers and dem
ya’ll are ridiculous for this shit. Reee-dic-u-lous…but so true.
yes, Robyn…weirdos :)
I think the Romans were less hateful at Jesus’ crucifixion.
hilarious! uh.this is my new ish. you two need to do like 15 per issue. This left me wanting more!
@Seanathan. Sweetie if this is hateful to you go log on to Sandra Rose or YBF and you will see this is being super nice.
Put Filthy and Kristy on ClutchTV please!
LOL!!
Yall are like Stalter and Waldorf from the Muppets..remixed.
Love this.
Dawg, take back the Elise Neal comments! I got a baby with her.
Hahaha!
Swedish Flight attendant!
I see that, but it’s more like The budget airline that flies between Sweden and Scotland for 20euros. And in business class you get sexy Rhianna look-alikes singing you to sleep.
i just wanna lay my head on jhuds breastisies.
they are wonderful.
ha, the matrix. that was perfect.
SOMEBODY had to say what most of us were already thinkin’. y’all are so damn adorable, the comedy is a perfect fit. bravo…
HILARIOUS!!!! but so true…
and I think its Titty Glue for Ms. Hudson
oh lawd…..
omg . this is the perfect hobby for the two of u ! i love love it :)
I love this! I can tell this is going to be what everyone will be talkn’ about really soon!
Yall are funny as heck. Crazy Man and Woman Team !
I like your commentary thou !
Peace & Blessings
I look forward to more !
This is Hecka Funny!!!!!!
i love the reference links!!! lol it made me catch the joke better. Yea but they are too funny! i love Clutch
you two have a column now? oh god i’m going to puke
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Keep doing this I love it!