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Paris Hilton strikes back at McCain ad

Wednesday Aug 6, 2008 – By Clutch

paris-hilton-w18.jpgYou knew she wouldn’t take this lying down. Paris Hilton struck back Tuesday at Republican presidential candidate John McCain for running a campaign ad that likened Democratic rival Barack Obama’s celebrity to that of the blond socialite and to singer Britney Spears. The video, posted on the Web site www.FunnyorDie.com, began with images of the 71-year-old Arizona senator: “He’s the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket. But, is he ready to lead?” Then the camera turned on the blond socialite, sitting on a poolside lounge chair in a skimpy leopard-print bathing suit.

“Hey America, I am Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too,” she said. “Only I’m not from the olden days and I am not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.” “But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. And I want America to know that I’m like, totally ready to lead.” She goes on to outline her energy policy, taking a little bit from both candidates running in the November presidential election: “limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit to make hybrid electric cars. … Energy crisis solved”. (Continue Reading…)

“I’ll see you at the debates, bitches.”

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  1. [...] August 6, 2008 · No Comments In spite of the seriousness of the upcoming election I still found this funny. [...]

  2. Soul Cry Soul Cry says:

    …that was actually quite funny…best I’ve seen her act for sure. lol

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