Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary, usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua named Angel, to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Rihanna
Filthy: I dig the look. I’m for anything that has her stepping away from the bad girl image.
Kristy: The dress and accessories are cute but I don’t know how I feel about the Foghorn Leghorn hair style.

Taraji P. Henson
Kristy: I don’t know why she’s wearing those.
Filthy: Are her feet bound in suede?? Is she doing some couture geisha thing?
Kristy: Her left foot looks janky. Is it broken? Is she trying to make the best out of a bad situation with a green suede ankle cast? That’s the only explanation for those atrocious shoes with that outfit. What the hell?

Toni Braxton
Filthy: She looks like she spent the entire night keeping her dress from sliding down.
Kristy: When make-up overpowers your look, you risk going a bit tranny. A tranny midget in a sack.

Shar Jackson
Kristy: Oh boy. She is really feeling herself in those clodhoppers.
Filthy: She does have this “I’m the shit” look on her face, huh?
Kristy: Well, the way her and Papazao hustled Britney, I guess she feels like she earned that smug smile she’s rocking. 

Ashanti
Filthy: She’s so thrilled to be competing in this year’s Little Miss Sunshine child beauty pageant!
Kristy: Why is she wearing Spanx as a skirt with a bustier?

Aisha Tyler
Filthy: I’m not mad at the dress but the accessories are really throwing me off. Is it just me or are her bag and shoes really distracting?
Kristy: Very distracting. More distracting are the fins on her shoes.

Beyonce
Filthy: Beyonce can still fit into her 5th grade dance rehearsal outfit!?
Kristy: That’s just not flattering at all .. But maybe that’s “Sasha Fierce” and not Beyonce .. Groan.

Melanie Brown
Filthy: What’s with the collar?! What’s with the collar?! Is that a saint halo??
Kristy: There’s way too much going on with that dress. There’s a hood-collar thing, there’s boobs, there’s a zipper, there’s boobs, there’s pockets and then there’s more boobs. That’s a lot … of boobs.
Filthy: Really? I hadn’t noticed the boobs.

Meagan Good
Kristy: She looks like the bad Sandra Dee from Grease after she became a Pink Lady.
Filthy: Are those tattooed eyebrows??

Michelle Williams
Filthy: Jiminy Cricket has the sloppiest bodyguard ever!
Kristy: His face reflects how I feel about that outfit.
Filthy: I want to see her wearing his suit.

Queen Latifah
Filthy: Why is she flexing??
Kristy: Those look like fat skinny jeans! The bottoms are so loose.
Filthy: It looks like she has someone behind her pretending to be her arms.

Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: Yeah, sometimes she looks a damn mess, but she’s so damn adorable.
Kristy: She really is. I want to pinch her cheeks and make her a grilled cheese sammich.

Garcelle Beauvais
Filthy: When H&M goes wrong.
Kristy: Can she run a steamer over her crotch? Please?

Elise Neal
Filthy: Latex! Trojans makes dresses??
Kristy: She looks like a popped party balloon.

Tichina Arnold
Filthy: That Martin money must have run out cause I never thought I’d see her getting her S&M on.
Kristy: I bet she’s all types of sweaty under all that leather.

Michelle Williams
Kristy: She looks like Storm from X-Men .. she’s gonna blow away ANY second now.
Filthy: Is this her best Rihanna impression?
Kristy: She looks like she was playing dress up in Rihanna’s closet.

Kelis
Filthy: Does she just not care anymore??
Kristy: She knows she looks a mess .. look at the look on her face. And white panty hoes are very rarely acceptable .. and this is not one of those occasions!

Alicia Keys
Filthy: That coat is so DOPE!
Kristy: Give me that coat, stat .. that’s a badass outfit, top to bottom.

Halle Berry
Filthy: She looks so stumpy ..
Kristy: She’s gorgeous but her waistline is so low with that belt and top that it makes her torso look too long and not in a good way.

Ashanti
Filthy: Damn. Ashanti’s a buzz cut away from looking like crazy Britney Spears.
Kristy: Is that an airbrushed sweatsuit?!
Filthy: Not sure, but matching sweatsuits are not a good look.
Kristy: Either way, tragic.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Solange
Kristy: Now really. Did she have to use her leftover weave to make shoes?
Filthy: Why is she hunched over? She got on Fendi and she’s hunched over? Damn.

Kristy: This look is beautiful, top to bottom.
Filthy: Wow, not too shabby.

Elise Neal
Kristy: SHE looks great, but her dress looks Bedazzled.
Filthy: It looks HEAVY. What are those? Small brass dresser handles?

Nelly
Kristy: Why do men do this? Do your draws really up your swagger so much that you have to display the brand name? He looks a mess.
Filthy: Son, I’m getting a Clutch tattoo across my beer belly.

Michael Jackson
Kristy: Oh Mike, why are you wearing PJs in public?
Filthy: Those look like inpatient PJs.
Kristy: You know what though, baby? His hair is ALWAYS freshly done. He’s never without a fierce blowout.
Filthy: That is definitely a Dominican blowout. Definitely.

Kerry Washington
Kristy: CUTE. Very Jackie O… I’d love if her bag had a bit of color in it though.
Filthy: Ha! I love how she always has that “I’m pretty, I know” face.

Melissa Ford
Kristy: She had me from the shoes up to her waist with this classic skirt. Then it suddenly went flouncy and trashy.
Filthy: Maybe someone stole her shirt and this is all she had?
Kristy: No excuse, dude.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Matchy-matchy strikes again. She looks like a big ass lady bug.
Filthy: She looks like old Ford Mustang interior.

D. Woods (Danity Kane)
Kristy: Stop it with these stupid banana shoes. She’s ruined a perfectly mediocre outfit.
Filthy: She looks like she forgot about the event but somehow ended up getting suckered into showing up in whatever she had on.

Tyra Banks
Kristy: Oh, it’s KRIMPS, son! KRIMPS are back!
Filthy: Is she floating? Call me crazy but I swear she’s floating.

Tocarra
Kristy: What’s with these shiny “wet look” leggings? They look like they’ve been sprayed with Afrosheen.
Filthy: That mid section pinch looks painful!

Kristy: Too bad the splash of color she wore with this black number is the same color as the carpet.
Filthy: Is it bad that that’s hilarious to me??

Mya
Kristy: That looks like a dress that Blanche Devereaux wore in her heyday.
Filthy: Isn’t it a bit beach towely?

Rihanna
Kristy: Ri Ri actually looks cute here. Simple and casual. I need those pumps though.
Filthy: That Mickey Mouse t-shirt is dope.

Zoe Kravitz
Kristy: She’s adorable here, looking innocent and devilish at the same time. Both her parents are masters of that look, too.
Filthy: Looks like something her Mother might have worn.

Lil Mama
Kristy: Honestly, what’s happening here? Rhinestones are what’s hot in the streets?
Filthy: Oh! They’re on the hat too!

Serena Williams
Kristy: This outfit says “I am cute, but I will still kick your a$$!”
Filthy: Is she at a karate championship?

Lisa Raye
Kristy: Is that a tuxedo jacket? Don’t let no man ruin your fashion sense, girl!
Filthy: Oh damn .. It took me a second to recognize her.

Kelly Rowland
Filthy: I like this .. looks like she’s ready to square dance the night away.
Kristy: This is pilgrim sexy… it’s the new black.

Dania Ramirez
Filthy: Well I like the um .. hmm ..
Kristy: Booooooring.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Gabrielle Union
Kristy: This outfit is a perfect lesson in minimalism and simplicity. In this white mini-dress paired with a GORGEOUS pair of shoes and light accessories – hoops and glowing skin – Gabby is the quintessential beautiful brown gal in the summer. And the dress has pockets *sigh* – thank you designers, especially Versace’s 2008 Fall and Winter line, for collectively jumping on THAT bandwagon.
Filthy: Yeah I can’t even front like I have something bad to say. She looks gorgeous.

Dania Ramirez
Kristy: Papi, mira! She looks like a 15-year-old island girl hanging out in a resort hotel lobby scouting for a foreign sugar daddy.
Filthy: Is she wearing a Wet Seal tube top as a skirt??
Kristy: Could be. Could be not. Who’s to say?

Zoe Saldana
Kristy: Oh my. Get this girl some chocolate covered espresso beans or a nap – STAT. Or maybe she’s just withering beneath that thick, hot ass pink scarf around her neck. She’s making me hot just looking at her.
Filthy: Why does she have that “rent’s due and I ain’t got the money” look on her face??

Mashonda Tifrere
Kristy: Who? I have to Google this gal.
Filthy: Doesn’t she sing that song Blackout with Snoop?
Kristy: Oh. Too bad her grown woman jumper worked out about as well as that single did… whomp whoooomp.
Filthy: It looks like she made this jumper from Isaac Mizrahi Target bed sheets.

Kelly Rowland
Kristy: She looks like Vanna Black. Between the ultra-white veneers, weave, nose job and boob upgrade and now rocking these lounge singer outfits posing with a Lotus, I think Ms. Hovito might need to have a “come to Jesus” meeting with Ms. Rowland.
Filthy: She’s starting to act like that girl who couldn’t go to parties in high school cause her parents were super strict. So as soon as she left for college she started acting out .. going to kegs, getting tattoos, taking photos in leopard prints and hot pink shoes on top of some frat boys “hot car” .. come on Kelly, you’re cuter than that.

Vivica Fox
Filthy: Wow. Is that a silk or satin leotard over some white pants? Please tell me I’m wrong.
Kristy: I can’t, babe. Victoria’s Secret just had their semi-annual sale and I think it’s a nightie from the PINK collection. Oh Vivie…

Olivia
Kristy: The print on this dress looks like the doorway to a magical hot pink dimension. My Little Ponies and Care Bears live there. And… is that… is that an ANKLET?
Filthy: It’s a lava lamp dress!

Monica
Kristy: I wonder if that matchy-matchy purse/scarf thing came with a belt and shoes? Camouflage couture is NOT cute.
Filthy: I’m just mad that we can’t really tell if the outfit itself looks good cause of all the camo in the way.

Laurie Ann Gibson
Kristy: This looks like one of the outfit options that come with Hot Mess Barbie. Even the shoes. You get a free set of pink balloons with proof-of-purchase.
Filthy: She TERRIFIES me. She looks like she’s killed before.

Kerri Washington
Kristy: Interesting how she rigged up a pile of laundry to hang like a skirt.
Filthy: Sad .. from the waist up she looks like a Prime Minister, from the waist down she looks like static cling.

Eva Pigford
Kristy: Aww, she looks pretty in pink – like a big Hubba Bubba bubble. Remember Hubba Bubba?
Filthy: I loved Hubba Bubba. I kind of like this too .. the glowing skin won’t let me hate this. I love the summer months, Black and Brown women just get golden and shimmering.

Blu Cantrell
Kristy: First of all, dogs have 4 legs for a reason. Number B, let her hairline be a lesson to my weave-wearin’ sistren – give your hair a minute to rest or your hairline will put a restraining order out on your forehead. Letter 3, is there ever a good time for leopard leggings? NO.
Filthy: The green sandals, pink bag, leopard tights combo is hilarious. But not as funny as the fact that we’re talking about Blu Cantrell in 2008. Are jheri curls making a comeback too?

Melinda Lewis and Terri J. Vaughn
Kristy: Alright, this is some 9th grade nonsense here. Matching fabric, color and draping?
Filthy: Oh but why do they look like Whoopi Goldberg’s waitresses at that Star Trek bar?
Kristy: That said, they’re both pretty hot.

Teyana Taylor
Kristy: She is too cute, I love all that hair! The devil’s in the details here – the buttons and piping make these jeans awesome.
Filthy: Are those Vans slip ons she’s rocking? Kind of tomboy-ish, kind of girly .. very cute.

Kelis
Kristy: I actually like this outfit, especially with the accessories… okay all except that Auntie Pearl necklace and the Beatles haircut.
Filthy: She’s looking a bit Crypt Keeper in the face, no?

Kelis
Kristy: Now see… she was doing good and then this. If there is one thing I hate, it’s peep toe boots. They irk me to NO end.
Filthy: She has that whole ‘auntie who is too old but won’t let go of her youth’ thing going.

Sanaa Lathan
Filthy: Okay, I love Sanaa and I think she’s gorgeous, but why does her dress look like the graphics on the opening credits for Saved by the Bell?
Kristy: When I wake up in the morning, my alarm gives out a warning, and my dress looks like I made it last night!

Cassie
Kristy: She looks… disheveled. Like she ran to the red carpet in such a rush that she forgot to put her pants back on or fix her bed head.
Filthy: She looks like she’s going to spend the entire night tugging at the bottom of her dress.

Janelle Monáe
Filthy: This is how I’d dress if I was a lady. Classic.
Kristy: This outfit is strangely reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn, which I like. But her bag is reminiscent of Boxcar Willie’s lunchbox… which I kinda like too.
Filthy: Yep! Very Hepburn.

Megan Good
Filthy: I’m about ready to burst at the overuse of leggings. And while she wears it well I’m not a fan of the Solid Gold Dancer top. Can we start scaling back on the era revival outfits?
Kristy: Remember the Asian lady with the long hair from Soul Train? This outfit is from her closet.

Deelishis
Filthy: I’m so confused. What’s happening here?
Kristy: She realized she LOOKS as ridiculous as a grown woman being called Deelishis SOUNDS and decided to distract the photogs with a random ass bowling ball.

DJ Rashida
Kristy: I love this dress and she looks great in it! Jack from J*Davey recently wore some pieces from designer Maya Lake’s Boxing Kitten line at a show here in NYC and looked loverly.
Filthy: Rashida always looks great. She has a ridiculous sense of style.
Kristy: I love the mix of the bold prints with vintage silhouettes.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Keyshia Cole
Kristy: Ah, the “boyfriend shirt” – very casually sexy. I love the soft pinstripe one you have from J.Crew. I think I’m stealing it.
Filthy: I would fight you for that shirt — but i like how you look in a man’s shirt.

Jada Pinkett –Smith
Kristy: She looks like she’s doing her best not to pee her pants – legs crossed & pursed, anxious lips. She is dying right now. That huge belt buckle really pulls this otherwise “eh” look together.
Filthy: Her skin looks like she bathes it in sweet tea.

Yonce
Kristy: Is that a nightie?
Filthy: She’s got that awkward Solange thing going in this one, no?
Kristy: Maybe it’s like sympathy pains… this is a sympathy outfit.

Rihianna
Kristy: Go! Go! Go Natalie! Those shoes have an optical illusion built into them. The illusion is that they’re cute.
Filthy: The 300 footwear look like they hurt.

Golden Brooks
Kristy: Something about this just doesn’t work for me. Maybe it’s the pattern, it looks really frump-a-dump.
Filthy: Too much. She got that from the same place Tracee Ellis Ross got that harsh mess she’s wearing below.

Joy Bryant
Kristy: Looks like her prom date was trying to maximize his opportunity to accidentally copping a feel by placing the corsage strategically between both breasts. Genius.
Filthy: I’d taken an oath to never say anything bad about Joy Bryant — so even though I hate the flowers I won’t say anything bad about them.
Kristy: Boo I say.

Ashanti
Filthy: Why does she have that Gary Oldman Fifth Element haircut??
Kristy: It’s funny because it’s true.

Erykah Badu
Kristy: That 3-piece suit is pimpin!
Filthy: Switch the tie out and I’ll wear that loud ass mess.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: This belt is so sick – I need to find it. On another note, why does she have so much room at the tip of her shoes?
Filthy: Has she ever done anything trashy in the public eye? Cause she seems to be the holy grail amongst the fellas.
Kristy: Does “Something New” count?

Solange
Kristy: She looks like a wedding cake.
Filthy: Her shoes look like update version of the Tron cycles.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: Checkmate! Great shoes, though.
Filthy: This makes my eyes hurt. Those colors are harsh together.

Hov and Bey
Kristy: He looks like Tony Montana in the disco scene.
Filthy: They want to be royalty BAD.
Kristy: Jackie No?

Elise Neal
Kristy: I bet she’s pissed she bought that outfit and still missed the Pussy Cat Dolls try-outs.
Filthy: Elise Neal upsets me cause sometimes she looks stunning and other times she looks silly.

Foxy Brown
Kristy: She went to court and lost the shirt off her back! Get it?
Filthy: She looks like she wrestles.

Mel B.
Kristy: All hail the ultimate MILF. She is wearing the hell out of that dress.
Filthy: How long ago did she have the baby? Wow.

Jada Pinkett-Smith
Filthy: She made this in craft class. Yay.
Kristy: No, her kid made it in home ec. What a sweet mom.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Dania Ramirez
Filthy: Chiquita banana!
Bella: The dress looks like wrapping paper. Maybe that’s the whole idea.

Bella: I love that the “step & repeat” in the back says “Vavoom”—perfect for this cute little party dress.
Filthy: She’s winning with this number. Makes me proud to be half Dominican.

Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: Quilted bikini styled top? Really?
Bella: With high-waisted jeans and finger waves? Really? I blame the beer.

Jennifer Hudson
Filthy: I’m not allowed to say anything bad about JHud. Especially since it looks like she’s airport strolling. I don’t even know if i should mention the camel toe . . . oops.
Bella: True—you gotta give a pass when someone’s traveling. Comfort over fashion is acceptable here. But that camel toe can’t be comfy. Cute headphones though.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Bella: What the damn? I’m just going to stop commenting on her shoes and focus on knees up, because clearly, she’s intent on ruining great outfits these days with these silly shoes.
Filthy: Maybe she’s partially blind? The dress and belt combo are awesome tho.

Jill Marie Jones
Filthy: Does she have feathers for pubes??
Bella: Cute outfit—too bad about that wolverine’s slashing its way out of her panties.

Janet Jackson
Filthy: Janet’s vacant look scares me.
Bella: She looks like Queen Amidala’s Black cousin.

Diana Ross
Bella: Ah . . . OK. The bad shoe thing is genetic. Now I get it.
Filthy: Diana’s looking a bit sloshed. She loves happy hour.

Kelly Rowland
Filthy: This photo looks so damn photoshopped.
Bella: Did. . . did she have more work done? She better not. LOVE that purple on her.

Rihanna
Filthy: Lawd almighty, this “bad girl” thing has gotten old already. And the outfits just seem to get worse and worse. We get it Rihanna, you’re “tough.”
Bella: I really don’t know what to say here. Are those spats on her shoes? Lawd almighty indeed.

Alicia Keys
Filthy: On the flip of the Rihanna thing, is it just me or is Alicia just getting sexier?
Bella: Absolutely. Great sweater, great hair, great shoes. GO ‘head Alicia with your sexy self.

Leona Lewis
Bella: The top and bottom of the dress seem to clash. It started cute and then exploded into a wedding cake.
Filthy: It looks like she took a lil needle and thread to Bjork’s infamous swan dress.

Eve
Bella: That dress looks like limeade. But I like it. The length is really hot.
Filthy: I just really wish those paw prints would vanish already. Her look has gotten glammed up and those tattoos just scream “I was too drunk to remember spring break!”
Bella: Or maybe her stripper name was Jaguar?

Beyonce Knowles
Filthy: Damn the Beyonce hate—this young lady is getting it right.
Bella: If that hat would fit over my ‘fro, I’d rock the whole getup. She looks really good here.

Monique
Filthy: Monique shops at American Apparel??
Bella: Why is she standing like a linebacker??
Filthy: Cause she’s built like one?

Serena Williams
Filthy: Last month she was the cougar Jackee mom and this month she’s either a soccer mom who is a personal trainer on the side or she’s training for her wrestling debut. I wonder what her wrestler name is gonna be?
Bella: Yeasty McGee. Her crotch is suffocating. At least she has eyebrows this time.
Filthy: We better stop talking about Serena. She could probably kill us with one hand.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary – usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel – to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Estelle
Kristy: Long legs are essential to a dress this short–good for Estelle and her genes. That said, that better be a lighting trick and not ash I see on her knees. I’ll be REALLY upset if that’s ash.
Filthy: Her face just bothers me.

Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: She’s cute and all but what the hell is up with the torn leggings? She looks like she slept in garbage.
Kristy: This outfit screams “teen angst.” She loves the girly dress but wants to stick it to the establishment with her angry leggings and hobo shoes. She’ll walk the press line, but won’t enjoy it. Very “Legend of Billy Jean.”

Solange Knowles
Filthy: Is it just me or does she always look like she’s trying to prove that she’s okay with not being Beyonce?
Kristy: It’s not just you. I wonder if any of that busy-ness is House of Dereon?

Kelis
Filthy: Kelis waves goodbye to her mom at her first day of school.
Kristy: I hate hate, hate jean outfits. A denim top AND bottom? Really now Kelis, you know better than this.
Filthy: But where’s her lunchbox?

Rihanna
Filthy: Don’t get drunk before you get dressed.
Kristy: This is just boring.

Selita Ebanks
Filthy: She looks like she has on a shag rug skirt.
Kristy: There are about five bald skunks running around the forest PISSED OFF right now. I’m calling PETA.

Ciara
Filthy: Ciara’s getting her hipster look on. Daring!
Kristy: I’m not mad at the scarf… very cute accessory to add some punch to an otherwise blah outfit.

Keisha Cole
Filthy: I love it. The sweater is fantastic and she looks absolutely adorable.
Kristy: You love it because she has great sweater monkeys underneath it, which I can totally clap to! I want that sweater.
Filthy: Heh. Sweater monkeys.

Janelle Monae
Kristy: She’s playing the Sugar Plum Fairy in a reenactment of The Nutcracker with an all black cast… called We Crackin’ Nuts!
Filthy: Is this from Big Boi’s ballet?

Thandie Newton
Kristy: Clearly, she just got laid. And not in the good way.
Filthy: Cirque Du Soleil!

Elise Neal
Kristy: That’s beautiful, top to bottom. I love the way that dress looks against her skin. She’s got the brown girl glow!
Filthy: Yeah she looks lovely.

Beyonce
Filthy: Is Beyonce wearing her Rihanna Halloween costume?
Kristy: Maybe her and Hov just finished doing a little dom/sub role play? Right now, he’s handcuffed to the bed with a ball gag in his mouth.
Filthy: Maybe she’s trying to quench Hov’s Rihanna thirst.

Toccara Jones
Filthy: Toccara gets this months J.Hud award.
Kristy: Wow. What you said… that’s a pretty color though.

Kimora Lee Simmons
Filthy: Why does she always have an “I Smell Something Bad” look on her face?
Kristy: Because she’s smelling that perfume she’s shilling.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: Dammit Tracee. She’s officially the poster child for how to ruin a perfectly lovely outfit with STUPID “statement” shoes.
Filthy: That skirt is fresh as hell.

Serena Williams
Filthy: Is it just me or does she look like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz?
Kristy: No, you’re right. It’s the lack of eyebrows. And she looks like the mom whose kids get pissed when she comes to pick them up at school, talking about “Heeeeeeey kids!” Is that a Ring Pop on her finger?
Filthy: You mean the mom that shuffle walks like Jackee?

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary – usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel – to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Alicia Keys
Kristy: This outfit looks stylish and I like the fitted leather jacket, but her pants ate her shoes. That can’t be good.
Filthy: She looks like she’s about to go fly a plane.

Ashanti
Kristy: I want to grab the belt and switch it around so that the front is just a black band, I think the eyelet on the bust and the buckle compete. It’s a great effort though. I love a dress with pockets.
Filthy: I don’t like it. It always seems like she’s playing dress up.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Latex hoods should only be on penises. Sorry Christina.
Filthy: Christina Milian is performing at Magic City??

Eva Pigford
Kristy: Coco Chanel said before leaving the house, a lady should stop, look in the mirror and remove one piece of jewelry. I say the same goes for accessories.
Filthy: Exactly. She doesn’t look like she’s dressed for a night out, she looks like she’s modeling accessories.

Eve & Christian Siriano
Kristy: I love Christain Siriano and Eve’s outfit proves something my girl Shana taught me: a belt can make an outfit.
Filthy: Yeah, Eve definitely looks great in the outfit but why does it look like she’s posing with a wax figure of Christian.

Kimora Lee Simmons
Kristy: FABULOSITY! Like purple pie man’s older sister tranny fierce.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing some of that foil gift wrapping.

Mariah Carey
Kristy: I don’t understand why she continues dressing like a teenage hillbilly.
Filthy: Maybe she’s a teenage hillbilly at heart?

Erykah Badu
Kristy: I just love her crazy ass. That scarf is great, though I hope she’s performing outdoors with that coat on.
Filthy: But why is she performing in a sleeping bag?

Raven Simone
Kristy: That’s so NOT raven.
Filthy: She has the hardest working bra in Hollywood.

Rihanna
Kristy: What’s up with the latex leggings! What’s going on here?
Filthy: I think the whole bad girl act is starting to grow a bit tired.
Kristy: But the pant suit is cute. I like that she’s doing something different and going retro. the pockets are killing me… I love it.
Filthy: I hope we get to see her in more looks like this.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: She is working that Coke bottle. The dress fits her like a glove and wearing her hair down sexes it up even more. Go on Sanaa!
Filthy: Damn. No J. Hud photo in this month’s edition, but Ms. Lathan sure does make up for it.

Sherry Shepherd
Kristy: Did she wear this for St. Patricks Day?
Filthy: Why does the lower half of that dress look like a ham wrapped in green Saran Wrap?

Tatyana Ali
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like some crazy old lady in this outfit? I’m more interested in what the girls in the background are doing.
Filthy: Is that Rashida Jones behind her?

Tracee Ellis Ross & Rhonda Ross Kendrick
Kristy: Tracee… You’re killing them with those open-toed boots. The rest of the outfit is fantastic though. That huge scarf is killing Rhonda’s outfit.
Filthy: What you said…lol

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary – usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel – to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Kelis & Dania Ramirez
Filthy: They look like they get dressed in the same room after coming home together from their jobs at Contempo Casuals.
Bella: Stop it. They do look like they coordinate their outfits, though: “Kelis! Let’s dress like we’re going to our high school proms tonight!” “Totally! And then we’ll wear ALL WHITE tomorrow? Super cute! *high five*”

Rihanna
Filthy: This young gal has gams for days! And I love that leather jacket.
Bella: Yes . . . Every gal needs a short casual jacket like that. It instantly upgrades a T-shirt or tank, plain pair of jeans or leggings and boots. She’s channeling Billy Idol with those bracelets.

Lauren London
Filthy: The trashy L.A. look has never looked so damn sexy.
Bella: Those leggings are popular, huh? I don’t know how I feel about THIS particular 80s trend repeating itself. Very Vanessa Huxtable with that asymmetrical afro.
Filthy: Damn the trend! She looks tipsy sexy!

Kelly Rowland
Filthy: The dress is real blah and looks like a feather duster, but something about Kelly makes me love it. She just looks so damn fantastic and shimmery.
Bella: Well, we black girls DO like our skin to glisten! She’s cute, but the dress looks like an ostrich bending over and showing me it’s ass. The earrings and Barbie watch throw it all off for me, too.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Bella: JOAN! I love her style – on AND off Girlfriends. What a beautiful look—from the oversize ring to the t-straps to the hair and the muted makeup. Gorgeous.
Filthy: Yeah, she looks gorgeous. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look bad.

Rihanna
Filthy: Why does she look like Liza Minnelli??
Bella: Why does this jumper look like a doily from a bordello night table?

Lil Kim
Filthy: When did Lil’ Kim become an old Asian woman??
Bella: The same time she “Jacksoned” herself. She and LaToya could be sisters now!

Kelly Rowland
Filthy: I love how great high waisted pants look on some ladies and that leather jacket is crazy. But the shirt is the money maker; it is sexy as all hell. This is a perfect example that one does not need big boobs to have great boobs.
Bella: Yeah, that shirt isn’t made for everyone but if you’re in the IBTC, it’s a fun flirty option. I need those shoes in my life.

Alicia Keys
Bella: This is classic. The vintage looking dress and belt are RIGHT up my alley. So sophisticated, feminine and sexy.
Filthy: It DOES look like something you’d wear.

Solange Knowles
Bella: Top to bottom, she looks like a freshly groomed poodle.
Filthy: She looks like she fell into a box of glue and lingerie scrap pieces.

Kerry Washington
Bella: I usually LOVE Kerry’s style but this was just a bad choice. The fit just looks forced—she’s cuter than this dress. A+ on the pumps.
Filthy: Yeah, I’m with you. It looks like she forgot to put on the rest of her outfit.

Tina Turner
Bella: I AM THE FEMBOT QUEEN!
Filthy: Is it just me or does it look like she’s had A LOT of work done? What’s wrong with aging gracefully?

Andre Benjamin
Filthy: Maybe I’m being biased, but I love the way Andre dresses. He rarely does no wrong in my book. He owns his look, it comes of natural and comfortable.
Bella: True, he usually owns his looks with that trademark swagger, but this looks like a costume to me. It’s a mish mash of mess. How you like that alliteration?
Filthy: I couldn’t disagree more. Damn near everything he wears is over the top. I dig it and I don’t see how it’s any different than his usual look.

Cheri Dennis
Filthy: Um. Wow. I really don’t know what to say.
Bella: I do. She looks like the young mom at the PTA meeting who yells “I’ll never be too old to be sexy, boo!” at the other parents right before she stumbles and spills her flask of Hennessey on them.

Janet Jackson
Filthy: Janet was so excited to receive yet another martial arts yellow belt!
Bella: Is that little Mr. Miyagi next to her? He got TAN AS HELL.

I’m Filthy, a New York born, loud mouth aspiring music impresario. She’s Bella, a non-profit spindoctor southern belle. We’re based in Brooklyn and Clutch is crazy for letting us talk the mess that comes out of our mouths when we’re at home in front of the TV.

Alicia Keys
Filthy: Looks like Alicia Keys pulled her outfit from George Lucas’ Star Wars costume closet.
Bella: It’s a reflection of the times we live in, baby. That neckline is bulletproof. Bedazzled Kevlar—I heard that’s what’s hot in the streets for ‘08.

Vivica Fox
Filthy: I’ve never been a big fan of Vivica, but she looks kinda sexy in this. I think I just like the whole little Greek fantasy thing she’s got going on. Role playing is sexy!
Bella: Stop being fresh! She looks like she’s channeling Diahann Carroll in Dynasty. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Dominiqued.jpg)

Scary Spice
Filthy: Is she doing her best Norbit impression?
Bella: Focus on the outfit, baby. I usually hate overly matched ensembles . . . yup, and I still do. What about her dude though?
Filthy: He looks creepy. Everything from his outfit to his face is scary. He has this dirty uncle thing going on.

Erykah Badu
Filthy: The Boho gals are gonna hate me for this but lawd, Erykah looks like she just had a rough night on the town with Amy Winehouse.
Bella: Her purse and her hair got into a fight in the back seat. The purse won. However—HELLO PUMPS!
Filthy: Wait, is that a purse or her back up wig?

Ashanti
Filthy: Ashanti’s on her way to reggaeton night at Boys & Girls High School in Brooklyn!
Bella: BOK BOK! That pose is so “I grew boobies over the summer—SEE!”

Kelis
Filthy: Why does Kelis’ high waisted jeans look like mom jeans?
Bella: I think because the hem is too short, and that blue sweater is too short. OMG! Is the fur on the little sweater or on the jacket? I can’t deal. HOT MESS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. Except the purse by Head Porter . . .

Jennifer Hudson
Filthy: I think we should include a Jenny Hudson photo in all our columns cause the boys like her.
Bella: The girls do, too. Another example of stellar cleavage presentation. BRAVA BITCH! I’d love to have seen a corseted top with this outfit though . . . what she has on now looks like fancy white Spanx.

Tyra Banks
Filthy: Her dress looks like it was made from feathers of an aging Big Bird.
Bella: Today on Tyra, dust the house and be red carpet ready—all with one dress!

Eve
Filthy: Eve was all smiles as she arrived at the funeral for her Hip-Hop career.
Bella: For future reference, commemorating a brawl with a small wild cat on your cleave is never a good look.

Mary J. Blige & Rosario Dawson
Filthy: I’m usually all about Rosario and I love Mary, but Jesus, they look like two prowling spinsters at their 20th high school reunion.
Bella: They are looking rather cougar-ish posing in front of the dip. Mary has come a LONG way though. Even with her Little Boy Blue haircut.

Rihanna
Filthy: Photos like this bother me cause we should be seeing a much better angle of Rihanna’s great legs.
Bella: Agreed. But this whole outfit irks me. It just looks so Lisa Turtle. (http://losangeles.metromix.com/content_image/full/155235/419/419)

Beyonce
Filthy: I get the glam thing that Beyonce is always going for but—is it just me or is this much fur a bit frightening?
Bella: She’s one beaver hat away from a PETA paint-assault.

Venus Williams
Filthy: Her beach towel is so versatile!
Bella: And absorbent! It’s 125 degrees in there and she’s sweatin’ like a whore in church . . . but we’re NONE the wiser. Brilliant.

Veronica Webb
Filthy: Wow. She looks like an extra on Yo Gabba Gabba! (www.yogabbagabba.com)
Bella: I think it’s a fashion torture device. The beads keep shrinking until you’re smothered by the scarfs and then your head pops off . . .ugh. that’d be A LOT of red.

I’m Filthy, a New York born, loud mouth aspiring music impresario. She’s Kristy, a non-profit spindoctor southern belle. We’re based in Brooklyn and Clutch is crazy for letting us talk the mess that comes out of our mouths when we’re at home in front of the TV.

Tyra Banks
Kristy: Tyra is such a drag queen.
Filthy: And that hair kinda makes her look like a bobblehead.
Kristy: But, she’s still hot, and her tits are awesome.
Filthy: They are!

Joy Bryant
Kristy: Aw she’s pretty. I love a pretty dress with pockets.
Filthy: Lawd, Joy is sexy and has legs for days.
Kristy: Look at the shoes though. I think they’re Christian Louboutin. I’m hating.

Eva Pigford
Filthy: Why does her outfit look like the Matrix? www.steve.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/Matrix%20tut%202.jpg )
Kristy: You’re stupid. But you’re right. She looks like a sexy ninja.

Elise Neal
Filthy: Tin foil jacket!
Kristy: Reynolds Wrap makes that!

Jennifer Hudson
Filthy: Jesus, Jennifer has a whole lotta boobs!
Kristy: I wonder how she’s rigged them up . . . is it tape? Is it titty glue?
Filthy: A pulley system?

Brandy
Filthy: I love making fun of Brandy. She tends to make it so easy, but I have to admit that she looks cute as hell in this lil’ outfit.
Kristy: The opaque tights and pumps is such a cute combination. Yay for Brandy!

Beyonce
Kristy: Why is she posing like that? Yes, her figure is amazing, but that stance with that dress reminds me of the Silver Doves from School Daze ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJOsjlXXfVo)
Filthy: Yeah—I can’t hate on the curves, but her stance in this photo reminds me of that alien woman that romanced Martin Short in Mars Attacks. (www.culttvman.com/assets/images-CULT_FIGS_2005/smcspygirl01.JPG)

Rhianna
Kristy: I can’t comment on this without seeing the shoes but from what I can see, I don’t love it.
Filthy: She looks like a flight attendant for a Swedish airline.