In ‘crazy people being crazy and doing crazy things’ news, a pastor has warned his flock that Oprah is “a forerunner of the Harlot of Babylon and the Antichrist”. Mike Bickle of the International of Prayer told congregants to beware the national media mogul. “She is winsome, she is kind…but has a spirit of deception.” Oh.
Thank God for the internet, for reals. I am grateful that we have access to all these loons, so that our days might be blessed with merriment and so that we may realize that we are more sane than we believed. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to write that in the gratitude journal that Oprah used her devilish ways to make me create.