>It’s been a month of Sundays since you’ve had your itch scratched. And almost a year since your relationship ended. Your vajay-jay is overdo for some attention.

So what do you do?

Most ladies have someone in their iPhone, or whose number they have inadvertently committed to memory. The guy that is good for a solid quality session of really good sex, but there is usually a catch: he’s no good for you and he is not worth falling for. Luckily your conscious, won’t allow you to back pedal to that place. But your itch still needs scratching.

Your hands may soon get carpal tunnel from all of the self-pleasuring that you have indulged in. Or even worst you don’t have the guts to throw up the deuces to your own vagina — so you’re even more ready to get some action! And then you bump into homeboy that was giving you the eye while you were in said long-term relationship that you never even looked twice at because you were so head over heels in love. Now you realize he was cute all along. He finished his MBA and is now working in finance yada yada yada, but he appears even more fine in this moment.

You two decide to have drinks and engage in some good conversation —- it’s apparent to the both of you how you want the night to end. The energy is palpable, and highly sexually charged. Ever the lady though, you try as best you can to compartmentalize those libidinous desires that are ravishing inside of you, but—to no avail, because the energy is palpable and highly sexually charged.

F* all the shenanigans, you grown! And ONE, one night stand, does not a ho make. It’s not like you’re doing it every weekend, and if the feeling is right and you’re not tied down to anyone, why not go for it? Your emergency condom is in your wallet. Homeboy is looking mighty fine. Do you do it? Do you pull the trigger? Do you go along with your carnal desires or are you too much of a lady to go down this route?

Have you ever had a one night stand?

– Jayne Dirt

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