Tim AllenWelcome to Whitesplaining Palooza: a magical time where white folks will explain issues dealing with people of color so that finally everyone can understand!Have you seen a non-white person do something confusing or have you heard about a non-white problem and you’re simply lost? No problem! White folks will explain it to you!

Between Sirota, DowdO’Reilly and myriad others who would love to explain how the mysterious others work, there are no problems that cannot be easily explained!

The latest magical Whitesplainer: Tim Allen.

You may remember Tim Allen as the lovable dad on the ’90s TV show Home Improvement. You may remember him as a co-star with Martin Lawrence in the 2007 movie Wild Hogs. Or you may not remember him at all, but Tim Allen wants to explain to you about how to deal with the word “ni**er”.

Yes. Tim Allen. Yes. Ni**er.

The following quotes had the word “ni**er” edited out by the site that published it. I unedited them.

I’ve had this argument on stage a million times. I do a movie with Martin Lawrence and pretty soon they’re referring to me, ‘hey, my nigger’s up.’ So I’m the ni**er if I’m around you guys but seven feet away, if I said ni**er, it’s not right. It’s very confusing to the European mind how that works, especially if I’ve either grown up or evolved or whatever, it literally was growing up in Colorado, with Hispanics and Anglos, that’s all I remember.

In Webster’s old dictionary the word ‘ni**er’ means unemployed and indigent dock worker. That’s one definition. So I said, (to my brother) in that case … he lives in Boston and he’s not employed … so you’d be a ni**er. And he goes, yeah. If my brother told me not to call him a dingleberry in front of my mother, ’cause I knew it pissed him… pisses me off. As soon as Mom left, and I wanted to piss him off? I’d say ‘dingleberry, dingleberry, dingleberry.’ So if you’re around a word to be problematic for you and low intellect or uninvolved people find that out, they’re gonna call you ni**er all day long ’cause they know you don’t like it.

See black people? The actual issue is that everyone knows we don’t like the word and “low intellect or uninvolved people” will then use the word because, duh, we don’t like it. So just let everyone use it, nobody get bothered and boom! Problem solved.

“You want to take the power away from that word so that no one is offended by it,” he added, telling a 50-year-old joke by Bruce about how President Kennedy could defuse slurs by using them to describe Jewish, Italian and black people in his cabinet. ‘If I have no intent, if I show no intent, if I clearly am not a racist, then how can ‘n—–’ be bad coming out of my mouth?’”

Yeah! If he doesn’t mean anything bad, if it’s not in his heart then why would ni**er be bad?

Tim Allen explaining how to deal with the word ni**er is hilarious. Not because he’s a comedian, but because he has no understanding of how racism works.

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  • The Comment

    ….. It’s very confusing to the European mind how that works,…

    Dude! You are so far from having a European mind. Keep it real. You are at the bottom of your game and clearly benefit from racsim. You appeal to corny ass white people and make $$$$. Just leave well enough alone.

  • Kisha

    I need all white people in the public eye to have a seat and be quiet for a good month. Perhaps if they shut thier mouths it will give thier brain enough time to catch up!!

  • Google It

    Who uses an out-of-date Webster’s dictionary, anyway? Tim Allen feels like he can speak on the term because he used to be a drug dealer, which I guess makes him an honorary n***er.