Hey DMX,

Let me get this straight.

You’re just sitting at the Greenville-Spartanburg International Airport, just minding your business, right?  Sitting in a car without license plates, right? Without registration, and a suspended drivers license? It didn’t cross your mind that the police who are always outside of airports wouldn’t notice your license-plate-free car?  Got it.

I really don’t think you have a problem with cars. It’s the keys that get you in trouble.  I really don’t know who in your life allows you to access to car keys. Seriously. In order to solve this issue you have with driving, by issue I mean, you’re not supposed to drive on a suspended license, we need to remove car keys from your life.

No cars keys. No driving. Pretty simple concept.

Also, why would you drive a car that doesn’t have any license plates? Who does that? Do you actually remove the plates from the car before you drive?

But the silver lining is, according to your representative, is that you were only in jail for 3 hours and it won’t affect your concerts and Wendy Williams appearance.

Iyanla Vanzant and Dr. Phil are both shaking their heads right now.

Remember, no car keys. Car keys bad. Stay away.

Wait, you don’t know how to hot-wire a car, right?


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