Apparently people take their Chick-Fil-A food serious. Never-mind the fact that the chicken tastes like dish water and homophobia. Earlier this week, the Jacksonville, Florida Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported shooting at a Chick-Fil-A parking.

No, someone wasn’t trying to rob the restaurant. The shooting incident occurred when an impatient customer waiting in the drive-thru decided to cut in front of a car that wasn’t moving.  Then all hell broke loose, over a chicken biscuit with Polynesian sauce.

The suspect allegedly jumped out of the passenger side,  approached the victim’s car, cursed at the victim and pulled out his gun. The suspect then allegedly fired the gun at the victim’s vehicle and ran. The driver of vehicle, a woman, drove after the suspect. The driver of the suspect’s car, a woman, then drove after the shooter.

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is searching for an African-American male, about 5’10″ and 150 pounds. He was described as having a “low haircut” and last wearing a purple jacket and faded blue jeans.

Who knew Chick-Fil-A chicken had  “miraculous powers” to drive people crazy.



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