In today’s WTF news, a Texas woman is getting her entire ass handed to her after dousing her face in clown-like makeup and taking to Facebook to claim she was attacked by three African American men.

In the now deleted post, Ashley Casey Martin claims she was assaulted in front of a Texarkana Walmart.

Of course.

“Just got jumped by 3 African Americans ourside (sic) of the as Walmart they are in a white ford 150 extended cab. Arkansas tags. They hit me inside Walmart and were cussing. I was very polite and asked them to lower their voices and the cuss words in front of my 3 year old daughter and this is the outcome. What has the world come to…”

As “proof” of her assault, Martin posted a selfie of her “injuries.” Instead of looking like a victim, Martin looked like a long lost member of the Insane Clown Posse or a Dark Knight fanatic.


While it’s clear Martin’s black eyes amount to little more than terrible makeup, she doubled down on her claims when folks called out her faked assault.

“Here is your police report. Sorry I got jumped by three African American young men. I have 2 black eyes and nose still is bleeding, and somehow I am in the wrong. Enough for people to say it was makeup, how embarassing (sic) and very rude quite frankly. I don’t want you pitty (sic) attention anything. I’m just warning there are dangerous people in Texarkana be careful. They did this to me for no reason in front of my 3 year old. At Texas side Walmart.”

Local police told Daily Dot they’re aware Martin is “disturbed” and are “attempting to get her the assistance that she needs.”

No word on whether that help includes a makeup tutorial.

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